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Dr. Drill

You can submit your questions to Dr. Drill via e-mail to : DrDrill@CadetStuff.org.

Dear Dr. Drill,

I am preparing a Flight Drill Instruction Guide for next year's encampment and came upon a question that I could not answer with confidence. What is the position of the guide when halted in inverted column formation? I have read two conflicting unoffical publications. The AFROTC publcation I read stated that is was on the left. The other publication stated that is was on the right. AFMAN 36-2203, Paragraph 4.2 only specifies for line and column formations. Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,

//Signed//
1st Lt Peter Coates
SDWG/ACP
Assistant Director of Cadet Programs

Dr. Drill responds


peter-hows-it-going.jpgHello Peter, what's happening?

Listen, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, okay? Yeah. Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too... Thannnks.

Oh, and the Guide is going to stay in whatever position the flight commander put him in with the 'GUIDE LEFT/RIGHT' command for the brief interval the flight is in reverse column. Mmm... Yeah.

Oh, and can you move a little to the left? Yeah, that's good. Thannnnks.

Dr. Drill

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