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Aiee! Aerial death!We'll bet you're the type of person who looks up at a beautiful blue sky with a plane overhead leaving a contrail and thinks: "Air power, baby!" or "I wish I was going somewhere in a plane." or even "Ouch, I guess I shouldn't have been staring at the sun." But did you ever think that those contrails might really be chemtrails and that instead of benign concoctions of water vapor and air disturbance that they might actually be a secret government project to spread experimental chemicals on every citizen of the U.S.? Well wake up and smell the coffee, brother! And check out the Chemtrail Central website for more Black Helicopter-type fun. And, no, we are not making this up!

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