phrases = new Array( "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.", "Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n\'est-ce pas?", "Two hours a week is a tough way to run an Air Force.", "I\'m the David Copperfield of magic I do not understand.", "\"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.\"", "\"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.\"", "Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.", "You flyin\'? We take you there!", "Go big, or go home.", "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.", "I like Boolean logic. NOT", "Six turnin\', two burnin\', five grindin\' and four prayin\'.", "Been There, Done That (got the t-shirt, stole the coffee mug!)", "\"All right, men, we can die but once. This is the time and place. Let us charge!\"
- Brig Gen William Haines Lytle", "\"Courage is doing what you\'re afraid to do. There an be no courage unless you\'re scared.\"
- Capt Eddie Rickenbacker", "\"Anyone can be a civilian. You don\'t even have to take a physical.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"Guard with alert vigilance the tendency to want to be liked.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"If you don\'t have their undivided attenion within the first fifteen seconds of your class, you might as well pack up and go home.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"You cannot pick and choose the leadership traits which suit you. To be a leader, you must inculcate trait into your character.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"Never allow a sense of camaraderie to cause you to hesitate to turn the screws when needed.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"Discipline can be taught through external means, but the best discipline is self-discipline.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"If you place personal popularity with your troops above the creation and maintenance of dicipline, you should turn in your uniform.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"Its a losing cause to attempt to control troops when you can\'t control yourself.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"Don\'t look upon your promotion as an honor to you. Rather, you work to honor that promotion.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"You\'re going to have a very hard time being honest with others if you can\'t be honest with yourself.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"If you have one troop without a field jacket and you\'re wearing one, you\'re not much of a leader.\"
- Fiction & Fact From Dunk's Almanac", "\"I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.\"
- DH Lawrence", "\"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.\"", "\"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.\"", "\"Limp bisque (your soup)\"", "\"I'm am a nasty leg.\"", "\"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world! Is that clear?\"
-Master Chief Urgayle", "\"I\'m training to be a cage fighter.\"", "\"At Rabbe Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo.\"", "\"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.\"", "\"This one gang kept wanting me to join because I\'m pretty good with a bo staff.\"", "\"Dave, Sherby doesn\'t think the Navy hangs people from yardarms anymore.\"", "\"Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer juice out of my own cup?\"", "\"It\'s classified. I could tell you, but then I\'d have to kill you.\"", "\"If your brain was half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you\'d be a friggin\' twenty-star general by now.\"", "\"Do the chickens have large talons?\"", "\"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.\"", "\"You got like three feet of air that time\"", "\"Are you guys like Pedro\'s cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?\"", "\"Gosh!\"", "\"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.\"", "\"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.\"", "\"Put your seatbelt on, boy. Don't ride with anybody \'less they wear their seatbelt. It\'s one of my rules.\"", "\"Yeah. Let\'s go get sushi and not pay.\"", "\"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K\"", "\"When you stop being better, you stop being good.\"", "\"Just Get It™\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #1: \"It ain\'t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #2: \"Get mad, then get over it.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #3: \"Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #4: \"It can be done!", "Colin Powell's Rule #5: \"Be careful what you choose. You may get it.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #6: \"Don\'t let adverse facts stand in the way of a good decision.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #7: \"You can\'t make someone else\'s choices. You shouldn\'t let someone else make yours.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #8: \"Check small things.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #9: \"Share credit.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #10: \"Remain calm. Be kind.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #11: \"Have a vision. Be demanding.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #12: \"Don\'t take counsel of your fears or naysayers.\"", "Colin Powell's Rule #13: \"Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.\"", "1. Not allowed to attach samurai sword to body armor.", "2. Not allowed to wear Halloween Shrek ears on missions.", "3. Not allowed to tell Australian majors their \"**** map is $$$-backwards\", even when it is.", "4. When the rifle marksmanship instructor tells his demonstrator to \'kick the end of the barrel\' to show the effects
of recoil on a proper prone position, he means GENTLY and straight back into
his shoulder, not violently and sideways into his face.", "5. \"In this type of counterinsurgency warfare, it is important to keep the enemy from being able to identify individual vehicles.\"", "6. \"Bravo Company, Second of the @#$%&!\" is not a valid response to \"What unit are you with, soldier?\"", "7. Not allowed to purchase farm animals from locals.", "8. The videos of the guy getting tasered on that drill weekend a couple years ago are NOT for public viewing - even
if he did volunteer for it.", "9. Rule Inexplicably Missing", "10. Not allowed to walk around singing Liz Phair\'s \'H.W.C.\', no matter how catchy it is.", "11. Not allowed to throw candy to HVDs from towers.", "12. Not allowed to test the point of a bayonet against body armor. Especially while it is being worn.", "13. Mascots names should not be Islamic religious words, especially when the mascot is going to be eaten.", "14. Things not to say to FRG while on leave: a) We\'re thinking about getting jet skis. b) Oh, yeah, there are lots of hot Iraqi women.", "15. It\'s a pothole, not a mortar crater.", "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid into those pearly gates sideways, champagne in one hand, cigarette in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming \"WHOO HOO! What a ride!!!\""); randNum = Math.floor((Math.random() * phrases.length)); document.write('' + phrases[randNum] + '');